Lady: Doctor mere pati sex nahi karte,
Doc- Ye 30 goli lo har roj ek dena,
Lady- 1st day 1 goli di to sex kiya,
2nd din 2 goli di to bahut sex kiya,
3th day lalach mein 28 goli de di
4th day doctor ne lady k bete se
puchha
mumy kaisi hai,
usne bola mumy to mar gai,
mousi or aunty hospital me hai,
padosan ne papa pe rape ka case
kar diya hai,
meri gand abhi tak dukh rahi hai,
or papa nange hokar garden
me tomy k pichhe bhag rahe hai!
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Kaamwali ne pagaar badhane ke liye kaha.
Lady: "Kyo badhaau?"
Kaamwali: "Bibiji, 3 reasons hai.
1st, mai aap se behtar kapde press karti hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
2nd reason, mai aap se behtar khana banaati hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole. Aur
3rd reason ye ki SEX me aap se jyada maja deti hu."
Lady (gusse me chilla ke): "Kya ye bhi Saahab bole?"
Kaamwali: "Nahi bibiji, ye baat to aap ka driver bola"..=D =)). Lady: kitni pagaar chahiye bolo..?
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Santa ki 1 goti neeli ho gayi
Dr.: Zeher fail gaya hai katni padegi.
kuchh din baad dusri bhi neeli ho gayi.
Dr.: Jeher jyada fail gaya hai dusari bhi katni padegi
kuchh aur din baad bhi neela pad gaya.
Dr.: Agar zinda rehna hai to isey bhi katna padega.
kaat kar uski jagah plastic ka nul laga diya.
kuchh din baad plastic ka nal bhi nila pad gaya....
Dr.: Ab tumhari bimari samajh me aa gayi tumhari chaddi rang chhod rahi he
Doc- Ye 30 goli lo har roj ek dena,
Lady- 1st day 1 goli di to sex kiya,
2nd din 2 goli di to bahut sex kiya,
3th day lalach mein 28 goli de di
4th day doctor ne lady k bete se
puchha
mumy kaisi hai,
usne bola mumy to mar gai,
mousi or aunty hospital me hai,
padosan ne papa pe rape ka case
kar diya hai,
meri gand abhi tak dukh rahi hai,
or papa nange hokar garden
me tomy k pichhe bhag rahe hai!
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Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi
bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde
khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki
use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka
bhosda... ?
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Kaamwali ne pagaar badhane ke liye kaha.
Lady: "Kyo badhaau?"
Kaamwali: "Bibiji, 3 reasons hai.
1st, mai aap se behtar kapde press karti hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole.
2nd reason, mai aap se behtar khana banaati hu."
Lady: "Ye kaun bola?"
Kaamwali: "Saahab bole. Aur
3rd reason ye ki SEX me aap se jyada maja deti hu."
Lady (gusse me chilla ke): "Kya ye bhi Saahab bole?"
Kaamwali: "Nahi bibiji, ye baat to aap ka driver bola"..=D =)). Lady: kitni pagaar chahiye bolo..?
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Santa ki 1 goti neeli ho gayi
Dr.: Zeher fail gaya hai katni padegi.
kuchh din baad dusri bhi neeli ho gayi.
Dr.: Jeher jyada fail gaya hai dusari bhi katni padegi
kuchh aur din baad bhi neela pad gaya.
Dr.: Agar zinda rehna hai to isey bhi katna padega.
kaat kar uski jagah plastic ka nul laga diya.
kuchh din baad plastic ka nal bhi nila pad gaya....
Dr.: Ab tumhari bimari samajh me aa gayi tumhari chaddi rang chhod rahi he
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