#17 Funny 18+ Jokes

Ek baar santa ko hichki aayi.....hichki k saath paad bhi nikal gaya.....

Santa : kamaal hai !!!! yaad karne waale ne toh gaand hi phaad di .!!>:D =))

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Ek kutti ko 5 kutte milke chod rahe the.......

Ek aurat apni beti k sath baith kr une dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass pdi...

Beti: kya hua mom....???

Mom: kuch nai beti bs yu hi jawani k din yad aa gye.... 


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1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me gaaon me aaya.....

Laundo ne poochhaa : Kyaa hua??

Kisaan : Shehar me anaaj bech raha tha "gehoon le lo..gehoon le lo"

Kamino ne samjhaa.....

"Gay-hu-le-lo....gey-hu-le-lo" 

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LIC Agent: "Sardar ji, aap policy le lo".
Aapke bachchon ko paise milenge"

Sardar:"agar bachche na ho to?"

Agent:"aapki biwi ko milenge"

Sardar:"agar biwi na ho to?"

Agent:"Maa Baap ko milenge"

Sardar:"agar wo bi na hon?"

Agent:"Fir bhen, bhayion ko milenge"

Sardar:"Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe milen?"

Agent:"Aap nahin ley sakte"

Sardar:"yeh to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gayi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf main nahin le sakta..!!>:O =))

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Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.

Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.

Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

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Kutte Ka Bacha Apni Maa Se..;

Maa-Pitaji dikhne Me kaise the?

Maa rote huye-Pata Nhi Beta
Piche Se Aye The
Piche Se Hi Chale gaye.... :))