#14 Double Meaning Jokes 18 +

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

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EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

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Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! 

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Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
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Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..



Bacha maa se,,

Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai??
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Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai.!!
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Second day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki k upar gir gaya.!!
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli,,
Ye kya badtameezi hai??
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Bacha bola Gira teri beti k upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai..:x :D